Lio by Mark Tatulli for June 15, 2018

Are you sure that’s not a lounge fly?

The housefly’s diet consists of many things we eat in addition to what we excrete.

Hey, that rhymes.

I thought the answer to #3 was my arms.

No wait. I’m thinking of mosquitoes.

Did by any chance, dad turn into a fly?

I don’t believe Tatulli missed the opportunity to use the word “coprophagous” in a comic strip.

Well I done seen everything when I’ve seen a house fly.

Does that fly like pineapple on its pizza?

Lio, “common housefly”, not giant lazy housefly. There’s a difference.

The paper gives the students three lines to write one word they’re not allowed to use in an assignment.

Also in the diet: the stuff that’s on afternoon tv.

Lio’s profile looked strange. I guess I don’t see it a lot.

I say Lio gets an A! —Especially if he’s living with that large Common Housefly!

And $#!†. Don’t forget the $#!†.