Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 27, 2018

In the end, upon reflection, it was all Gunsmoke and mirrors ….

At times like this, it would be nice if this site offered sound as an option.

Sunscreen! Armor! Wetsuits! Spacesuits!

For us Irish, it’s a protective packaging that turns red and peels off like shrink-wrap.

Your lips aren’t moving but I can read what you say.

Bubble wrap. That is what tamed the Wild West.

It’s a miracle we don’t all disintegrate in the bath.

Just remember to use protection.

“Let me test your cushioning abilities under stress.”

Nothing shall ever go in between she, him, nor the Trojan® Horse..

remember kids; packing peanuts, air cushions and bubble wrap mean safe sex in most civilized countries. Remember no-one likes rug burn

Here in Froglandia, bubble wrap therapy is the prefered remediation for the afflicted.

Get a room.

Oooh, Milburn, you rake, you! Visiting Miss Kitty’s “upstairs” girls! By all means, use protection! It’s for your good as well as their’s.

I bet that “medical school” patter works pretty good most of the time, too!

Now, where’s my free Froglandian Social Services Therapeutic Bubble Wrap? I am going to pop!

I was tossed in the rubber room without a flying caterpillar or crawling butterfly to help seal my fate.