B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 27, 2018

See? There IS a simple solution.

(But GMOs are the tastiest.)

“Don’t eat that!… it’s got carbs.”

I quit listening to what is good for you and what is bad for you if I like it l eat it if I don’t then l leave it

Grocery carts and bags cause cancer, Chicken Little. All of my Grand Parents grew up on farms eating everything that’s bad for you. All but one smoked, and all lived to be over 100 years old. The one that didn’t smoke died of Hodgkins cancer at 102. 1/4 of school class (’83) have had heart attacks or strokes.

Given Clumsy’s healthy diet, that makes him a prime(rib) candidate for first course in the move to cannibalism.

Gluten is only bad if you’re intolerant.

I would tell him to mind his own business.

Moderation in all things.

My grandfather used to eat a fried egg, two strips of bacon and toast on Saturday mornings. Occasionally snacked on some cashews. Thin as a rail. Then the doc put him on a low cholesterol diet. The strain of my step grandmother’s Alzheimers killed him. He should have kept eating that egg, bacon, and cashews. Life is to be enjoyed. Its a journey, enjoy it. One rule, we all die in the end.

It is not proper English to ever split an infinitive.

Actually, this is one silly rule that does sort of make sense. “To boldly go …” sort of just flows. “To go boldly …” makes the tongue “stumble” on “boldly” which gives the sentence a different emphasis.

Everybody seems to be able to come up with a reason why you shouldn’t be eating what you’re eating.

I’m with him

Food should be savored, tasted and experienced in big gulps or little mouthfuls as you please. Do not let others dictate to you as to what you should, or should not, eat. You have only one life to live.

Wait! Their diet is the DEFINITION of the Paleo diet!

The gluten free toilet paper is over in the aisle with the organic water

fifth panel was the first funny thing in this comic in years (a grammar Nazi delight)

What these food Nazis don’t realize is that everything we eat is GMO. Every domestic animal in the world is GMO. My favorite response to these dimwit retards is to show them how many current vegetables are GMOs from the parent,Wild Mustard. I also show them heirloom watermelon, corn, and pumpkin. Then I ask them what the hell is difference between gene spicing GMO and selective breeding GMO.

“Don’t eat that, it’s my leg!”

I’m on a sea food diet if I see food I eat it.

If you generally eat a varied diet then, how much you eat is really the key.