Tom Toles for May 08, 2018

Trump famously said that only those who are guilty plead the Fifth and cited Mafia bosses as his example.

Now his legal goons are trying to lay a foundation for why this White House mobster might plead the Fifth, while glossing over the fact that Hillary Clinton testified for eleven hours under oath without ever invoking the Fifth, to the point where Trey Gowdy, committee chair, was forced to admit that they “had nothing.”

Trump aiming at the truth couldn’t hit it from a foot away if it was the broad side of a barn.

The 6th treats criminal jury-trials etc, including right-to-counsel. Poor Donald’s stuck with lawyers of the likes of Giuliani {who might ironically do such incriminating on Donald’s behalf}.

As with his inauguration crowd and so many other things, Trump is obsessed with inflating the number.

Doesn’t he realize he incriminates himself just about every time he tweets.

No, he’s just stupid enough to not realize he’s got the wrong number.

And how did they shoehorn his fat ass into that witness box in the first place??

In DC they have a building that holds all the things that Trump doesn’t know. They call it the Library of Congress!

Toles must be seriously annoyed with Trump. Notice how his hands keep getting tinier and his fat keeps getting fatter?

Actually, the Sixth Amendment isn’t entirely inappropriate here.

Has he ever actually read the Bill of Rights?

Stormy’s magazine collection is the largest section in Trump’s presidential library.

Aug 9, 2016 – WILMINGTON, N.C. — Donald J. Trump on Tuesday appeared to raise the possibility that gun rights supporters could take matters into their own hands if Hillary Clinton is elected president and appoints judges who favor stricter gun control measures.

I know, right? And we’ll all be surprised once gain when Judge Bolton lets him off.

According to the 14th amendment, you should be wrapping up this trial. And get those soldiers out of my house!

When a govt starts selectively enforcing laws we are in trouble.

The judge looks like Ty Cobb.

Republicans are scofflaws.

Said it before, I’ll say it again: if the Lord God told Trump: “I will ask you one question. If you lie, you will die and go to hell. If you tell the truth you will not die YET.” Then the Lord God asks Trump the question. It is the safest bet in the history of the world (and betting) that Trump will lie.

Give him a break! He wouldn’t know the truth if he tripped over it.

www.nytimes.com/1995/05/11/us/letter-of-resignation-sent-by-bush-to-rifle-association.html

When will the embarrassment ever stop?