Lio by Mark Tatulli for May 14, 2018

A murder of crows?

who would’ve thought the scarecrow was once human?

So THAT’S where Uncle Harry disappeared to!

I remember those. Of course, they did nothing like what they were advertised to do.

When I was a kid, I took my X-Ray Specs apart. They used a chicken feather to form a diffraction grating over the holes you looked through.

“If I only had a skeleton…”

Scarecrow is just hiding from the wifey who accuses him of just hanging around all day!

The Scarecrow is waiting for Sal from Impractical Jokers to walk by.

That was the last traveling salesman who had a dalliance with the farmer’s daughter!

OK, that went dark and fast. “Farmer Brown, we’d like you to come down to the station for some questioning…”

Reminds me of a Doctor Who episode.

Maybe he’s still alive and in hiding.

So that’s where they hid the body.

He’s got a brain.

The scarecrow is smiling on the outside, but crying on the inside.

Lio, don’t tell anyone what you’ve seen here! Just move away, quickly, and never come back this way! If you are lucky, you will not have to kill the killer responsible for that cadaverous scarecrow….