That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for March 29, 2018

The worst part of being a delivery man in Venice is when your tip falls in the water.

“Ma’m, I have this amazing vacuum cleaner for sale. It will even pick up the water in your basement.”

“You may want to move. I’m emptying the chamberpots.”

My aim’s not that great. Prepare to be called Fish Face.

Oh Romeo! You didn’t tell me you were but a humble fisherman. The double suicide is off!

Watch out, Guido! You’re going to get a ticket for obstructing traffic with that lousy job of parallel parking.

Worst cruise ever. He has her luggage, but she isn’t dressed yet, and they’re already boarding.

When you miss your gondola and have to take Venetian Uber.

Yes, my pole is very long.

“Imagine if somebody invented something that would deliver goods by flying them through the air…….naaah, never happen.”

Venetian Scene: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Friedrich_Ernst_Morgenstern_Partie_in_Venedig.jpg 

(best viewed by Google Chrome which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

http://www.friedrich-ernst-morgenstern.com/ 

has info about this artist. This is the first work by him used here.

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1919 (March 28, 2018) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

“No, I don’t want to go out with you tonight. You stink of fish – I can smell it from here.”

the race start was a bit sloppy but Vincenzo won in a water fall.