Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 04, 2018

Would Andy be able to stomach lettuce?

Hang in there, Andy.

Do you need some fiber to hold it all together?

No bangers or spotted dick?

Refer to my todays “The Duplex” post!

He might be a health inspector lol!

Landlord?

The correct answer was, “Yeah? So? What’s your point?”

Someone better scrape Andy up off the floor!

I’ll pass on the black pudding, but the rest sounds like a tasty well balanced meal. Put it all in a lettuce leaf and call it a “wrap”.

Andy failed the "you’re not drunk as long as you can lay on the floor without holding on’ test!;o)

On the classic TV show “Cheers”, the featured setting was a bar where “everybody knew your name.” (But, apparently, nobody knew where they themselves lived!) When Frazier left in a spin-off, there was an episode where Sam (the bartender and owner of Cheers) visited him. Sam marvels, saying, “Wow, Frazier, you’re looking really good these days.” Frazier replies, “Well, Sam, you weren’t exactly running a HEALTH CLUB, you know!”

he could always use some celery that is used for garnishing Bloody Marys. LOL

Call me unhealthy if you want but I prefer that on the menu (apart from bacon and I’ve never tried black pudding) than salad. Eww.

Surely I’m not alone on this?

xxx

@Number Six

Not sure if you saw my comment the other day but I’m going to attempt to donate blood again on 11th April at 1:55pm.

Please keep me in your thoughts.

Pubs are for beer – maybe an occasional whisky.

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I always say if something tastes bad, don’t eat it, even if it’s healthy for you. Torturing yourself is NOT healthy!

Incredible, a Brit who has never been in a pub.

Septic food where it’s definitely quantity over quality