Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 04, 2010

Keyword: dude. Just enter it into your search. Bert vs. the dudes….

The Social Darwinism Cemetery

Isn’t that the title of a famous Weatles song? “Hey Dude!”

Sing it with me…

Somehow, you just know, that they will never run out of candidates for guys who want to be in a Jackass movie.

Dude not go gently into that good night, Bert.

I have never said that word in my life and I’m not going to start now.

True, but most, I said most, women are boring, have a blast while you last……better to go out with a bang than a whimper…

Hmmm…ok I read all of the comments and pondered on it. I don’t get it!

Hey dude you’re deep, man!

(six feet deep)

I’ll bet that they are all under 25. For some reason (hormones?) men take longer to mature - especially in the areas of reason and perception. Of course this probably has a biological imperative as well, it is too prevalent and marked to be just cultural.

That’s just the Darwinism Cemetery. SOCIAL Darwinism is the Republican Party platform.

There must be something about the day, dude - Doonesbury features “Dude” as well. http://www.doonesbury.com/strip

Dude…ninjas.

Famous last words of the great American Redneck, “hay guys someone hold my beer and watch this!”

YO DUDE! Cheers!

When women or girls are bitten by poisonous snakes, it’s almost always on the ankle or foot. When men or boys are bitten– which happens much more often– it’s almost always on the hand. You figure out which sex is smarter.

Famous last words: OH bleeep !!!

It’s not evolutionary, it’s animal husbandry. They didn’t keep us around for our brains, but to do the heavy lifting & guard the door. We’re just be happy if they let us breed.

Sayhow,,,,, I thought women had the boobs????

I love all the incididents of injuries from dogs as guys would blame it all on things that had no relation to their dogs- just saw TV instences of injures due to organs- as on a recent DCHP channel story.

Furienna, please keep your voice down, Only Wiley, and me, and a couple of other guys, know the truth. Most guys are dumber than dog dung. Women are by far the smarter sex. We mask our stupidity with bravado and muscle and guns, hence our love for the 2nd amendment. Most of us can’t count much higher than that. Please don’t tell anyone……..shhhhhhh!!!

Yay Thirdguy!

The first few…oh… millennium have consisted of mainly women being the brunt of jokes. So, I think men can shoulder the weight for a few decades or so. :)

And Joe Minotaur… I so have that song stuck in my head now…