Long in tooth, white of beard! Every time I think that I have seen it all, those durn fools do it bigger and worse.
Need not be HE, personally I would be thinking of thermite, only then the problem is to get to stop before it hits anything valuable …
Wasn’t this one of year 3’s original Star Trek episodes?
However in Calvin’s world he will wait until the ‘rents pass and then dash home and lock the doors, thus ensuring a brief victory to be followed by the inevitable painful defeat!
“Finger on the pulse?” More like hand on YOUR wallet and eye on the reelection campaign fund!
Ever wonder why previous generations had ‘parlors’ where children were not allowed unless under supervision? It is where the GOOD furniture was and where guests could be sure of not “stepping in it”! While children are our most valuable products, there was a time when the house was not their ‘free-range’ zone.
I don’t know for sure but this appears to be a lash-up of the Kaypro and Osborne computer stories — and no kiddies, it was not Ozzie Osbourne! However that debacle took place in the early 80s and I think pre-dated this strip. Alas Yorik, I knew them.
Given the pain that Calvin can be for the neighbors, this show might make up a bit for irritation. This is a show that I would pay to see.
Don’t buy a snow machine, surely “global warming” will soon make it obsolete - oops I forgot, it is “Anthropomorphic Climate Change” and it means that warming begets colder winters as well as warmer. I’m so confused!
No, he forgot the way to Kookamunga!
RIP for those wonderful wacky creators of Bugs, Daffy and all. Comic genius was never so well served!
Truth in signage, who knew?
Horace I think that this portents some hard knocks upon you.
Garfield says “HA!”
Ma Nature says “I’ll take your HA and see you a quazillion more!”