Pickles by Brian Crane for March 23, 2018

Groundskeeper Willie had a similar experience. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2bvmjZqCKA

Opal is gonna kill him for sitting on her furniture! After she stops laughing.

And knees together at all times, please.

Ah, now is the time to have plastic chair covers!

This “kilt” sketch is getting old…… BRING BACK OPAL..!!

He’s doing his Sharon Stone impression.

At least learn to sit like a lady!

Somehow, I find a “plumber’s crack” more offensive, than an out of kilter kilt.

Why “mini” kilts never caught on.

There’s a picture of Queen Elizabeth sitting with a Scottish regiment in traditional dress and you can see under the kilt of the man next to her.

Guess we no longer have to wonder what he’s wearing under his kilt. :)

thank you, Mr. Crane, for the ‘angles’ you have drawn the characters in these panels. I never ever, ever wish to see Clyde from the perspective that Earl saw him today!!!!! EVER!! As it is, I am having to use mind bleach after the last panel.

One doesn’t wear A kilt; one wears THE kilt.

One doesn’t wear A kilt; one wears THE kilt.