Only Jan 29 and Alexikakos wins the 1918 “most strange retained knowledge” award.Congratulations.btw Why is the porpoise carrying the steering wheel around?
Only Jan 29 and Alexikakos wins the 1918 “most strange retained knowledge” award.Congratulations.btw Why is the porpoise carrying the steering wheel around?
BE THIS GUY over 6 years ago
Who is this Rat and what have they done with the real one?
Templo S.U.D. over 6 years ago
Rat doesn’t need better enunciation, Pig. It’s you who needs better hearing. No, I didn’t say quality kippers (herring)!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago
Give the pig some credit. He must have pulled some major strings to land a porpoise chauffeur.
Alien-X over 6 years ago
I wish I had a porpoise chauffeur.
jhickey over 6 years ago
Rick Warren fan
Gent over 6 years ago
Okay, let the porpoise puns begin.
chris_weaver over 6 years ago
Once again, Pig’s Emily Litella gene asserts itself.
dadoctah over 6 years ago
Fun with etymology: “porpoise” comes from Latin porcus [pig] + piscis [fish] = “pig fish”. So the chauffeur may be Pig’s distant relative.
Sportymonk over 6 years ago
The Monkees Porpoise Song (Not one of their better efforts) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKmPmZoKeP0
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 6 years ago
Rat wants a purpose driven life? Wow, I’m intrigued that he has said this on my birthday
Fred over 6 years ago
at least the porpoise’s hat looks official…
Fred over 6 years ago
at least the porpoise’s hat looks official…
ArtyD2 Premium Member over 6 years ago
Only Jan 29 and Alexikakos wins the 1918 “most strange retained knowledge” award.Congratulations.btw Why is the porpoise carrying the steering wheel around?
ArtyD2 Premium Member over 6 years ago
Only Jan 29 and Alexikakos wins the 1918 “most strange retained knowledge” award.Congratulations.btw Why is the porpoise carrying the steering wheel around?
Fido (aka Felix Rex) Premium Member over 6 years ago
So when Pig fires the porpoise he’ll just say “So long, and thanks for all the fish.”
COCHRWH over 6 years ago
WOW. Rat must be reading Rick Warren’s Purpose Driven Life.
joefearsnothing over 6 years ago
Pig knows from enunciate?…Really?
LeoDaSavage over 6 years ago
Maybe if Rat had his bullhorn then Pig would have heard him.
mike75035 over 6 years ago
Contact Rev. Rick Warren. He WROTE the book on a Purpose Driven Life.
bonob over 6 years ago
Why Stephan don’t get beaten after the pun?
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
Pig, I have some Q-Tips for you, so you can clean out your little, piggy ears! Whatever Rat wants, he probably does not deserve, anyway….
rgcviper over 6 years ago
I’ll bet Pig brought that particular chauffeur on porpoise, rather than accidentally.
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(Can’t believe nobody’s said this yet—at least, I don’t think they have … )
ND Cool Z almost 6 years ago
Flipper flipper faster than liiiiiightning…