F Minus by Tony Carrillo for January 18, 2018

aren’t we all born without a favorite color?

Ok. What’s my favourite colour?

A rabid colorist!

I self-identify as protanopic.

I think this is an area in which one might be awarded a research grant.

Snowflake.

if that’s coffee they be drinking – then I for 1 am glad he didn’t ask her if she wanted some sugar! (you might have to be close to my age to get this one :)

My favorite color is, um, paisley.

She’ll never get across the bridge with answers like that!

Yes, it’s come to that level of sensitivity.

Aziz Ansari’s next date doesn’t go any better.