Polar bears are losing the sea ice they depend on to hunt seals & fish, so any kind of food they manage to find is good as far as I’m concerned. Plus it saves NORAD the trouble of shooting that invader down.
Reminds me of a comic I saw of Santa going for a check-ride and the flight inspector climbing onto the sled with a shotgun. Santa asks “Why the shotgun?” Flight inspector answers “You’re gonna lose an engine on take off.”
Santa was lucky this time, it looks like he was just taxiing!
Did Rudolph know about this possibility when he signed up? A big red snozz would really stand out in the night a Wiley Bear would notice it. A Wiley Polar Bear would surely chomp at that, eh? Um, how many years did Rudy work for Santa? I’ve only heard about one. I’ve only heard about that one foggy night. How could a polar bear even know where a reindeer is , much less eat one…Oh, wait, A big red nose, some jingle bells……….Uurp! I haven’t heard (herd?) from him lately…..
Rudolph was part of a secret breeding program by Santa with his Light Elf science team for improving things. Rudolph was just the first of many so that they can fly in any weather and fly faster.
strictures over 6 years ago
Polar bears are losing the sea ice they depend on to hunt seals & fish, so any kind of food they manage to find is good as far as I’m concerned. Plus it saves NORAD the trouble of shooting that invader down.
somebodyshort over 6 years ago
That polar bear has a tinge of colour. Must have been Rudolph
Dtroutma over 6 years ago
The scale reveals his reindeer gains, burp.
Adiraiju over 6 years ago
You knew dasher and dancer and prancer and vixen…
Superfrog over 6 years ago
Oh what fun. I’m waiting for the bear to laugh and sing a slaying song tonight.
Bilan over 6 years ago
And that was Santa’s newest reindeer: Goner.
Trilobyte Premium Member over 6 years ago
Time for Santa to go with the floe…
Trilobyte Premium Member over 6 years ago
Time for Santa to go with the floe…
Dual over 6 years ago
I can’t look at polar bears as objects of fun any longer.
ladykat over 6 years ago
It’s a Wiley polar bear!
Pointspread over 6 years ago
Beta test? That’s the format that lost to VHS, right?
INGSOC over 6 years ago
May help if perhaps the nose of the Polar Bear happened to be red..
Linguist over 6 years ago
" O.K. " thinks Santa " Time to go to plan B….I wonder how long it’s gonna take me to train this bear to fly and pull my sled…."
A Hip loving Canadian... over 6 years ago
Wait right there jolly fellow, you’re next… eventually.
sandpiper over 6 years ago
Best laid plans . . . and all that
garcoa over 6 years ago
A lump of coal in your stocking, Mr. P. Bear
tiomax over 6 years ago
Reminds me of a comic I saw of Santa going for a check-ride and the flight inspector climbing onto the sled with a shotgun. Santa asks “Why the shotgun?” Flight inspector answers “You’re gonna lose an engine on take off.”
Santa was lucky this time, it looks like he was just taxiing!
john_chubb over 6 years ago
My goodness, that’s one huge ass bear!
The abdominal Snow-Bear!
Varnes over 6 years ago
Did Rudolph know about this possibility when he signed up? A big red snozz would really stand out in the night a Wiley Bear would notice it. A Wiley Polar Bear would surely chomp at that, eh? Um, how many years did Rudy work for Santa? I’ve only heard about one. I’ve only heard about that one foggy night. How could a polar bear even know where a reindeer is , much less eat one…Oh, wait, A big red nose, some jingle bells……….Uurp! I haven’t heard (herd?) from him lately…..
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 6 years ago
Rudolph was part of a secret breeding program by Santa with his Light Elf science team for improving things. Rudolph was just the first of many so that they can fly in any weather and fly faster.