Nancy Classics by Ernie Bushmiller for December 13, 2019

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Insert cruel “did your face get caught in the blades” joke here…

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Napoleon, after attaining fame for winning several major military confrontations, meets Josephine for the first time at a formal affair. She is fluttering a black lace fan in front of her face. She praises him for his success and bravery but coyly asks what weapon he fears most… flutter-flutter fan, only eyes showing, batting her eyelashes…

    Napoleon answers, “Fans, Mademoiselle.”

    Apocryphal, sure. Hilariously played in Abel Gance’s silent era masterpiece “Napoleon.”

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    jagedlo  over 4 years ago

    Day 4 of the Spanish senorita arc…

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Si!

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    WLG12037  over 4 years ago

    The Spanish senorita has better English than Sluggo—not that it takes much!

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    Another Take  over 4 years ago

    4- LUKE! LUKE! I AM YOUR FATHER LUKE! (Tommy Boy movie reference. Hilarious film!)

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    sparkle 13 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    WHAT went " Boing-g-g"?!!!! lol

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    I Go Pogo   over 4 years ago

    Argh! Friday the 13th done falls on a Friday this month! The worst of all possible days!

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    nerdhoof  over 4 years ago

    Nancy invents the cordless electric fan.

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    atomicdog  over 4 years ago

    That’s the second day in a row that Dolores has used a “come hither” pose on Sluggo, this time with a wink. I think that Nancy’s jealousy is not unfounded.

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    The Sinistral Bassist Premium Member over 4 years ago

    That’s a hoochie mama

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    fix-n-fly  over 4 years ago

    Make sure that fan is unplugged when you are doing the peaking, Nancy or you could get a nose-job for no cost…..

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    brklnbern  over 4 years ago

    Good one today.

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    CougarAllen  over 4 years ago

    Is this where Beavis & Butthead got the “boing”?

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    asrialfeeple  over 4 years ago

    aye carumba

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