Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 03, 2017

She will probably have to pay support to him.

Them Jordan’s are NICE!

…And then Larry got slammed, and dunked.

Just what she needed — a foot protector, for when someone needs an ass-kicking!

to Larry i leave: a Boot to the Head.

It’s the shot that counts

She’ll have to wait a year to get the second shoe.

speaking of footgear… if Larry became these https://www.polyvore.com/crocodile_skin_boots/shop?query=crocodile+skin+boots then Patty would be single again and the average intelligence of crocs everywhere would markedly improve.

WOW! There are crocs in this strip and no stupid puns…..who knew this strip could be so funny?!?

Happy Anniversary, Patty.

The Harvest Moon is rising soon. Time for everyone to reap what they sew.

No, no, no, Larry… it was “court” as in “divorce”, not “basketball.”

She should be amazed that he remembered at all.

At least it wasn’t a croc.

Yay! Gators back. Them my favorites! Larry good husband. That nice shoe.

At least Larry remembered it was their anniversary

I really want to see how they met and why she married him. Sort of a “Patty meets Larry” kind of arc.

It is for me.

I’ve been single all my life and I’m so happy.

Anybody who says “You can’t be single and happy” is talking a load of rubbish because I’m living proof that you CAN be single and happy.

xxx

Patty did not marry a smart croc. Her life, as long as she is with Larry, will probably not get any better.

Being single is always an option.

THE CROCS ARE HERE.

I’m not sure, but I think this is one of those older pearls comics that Stephan re-did later.

Does she?

how loyal is patty she has never left larry for anything after all he’s done