Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 31, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 7 years ago

    Just don’t use big words around Pig.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 7 years ago

    “purview”? sounds like something when you see a cheerful cat

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    cdgar  almost 7 years ago

    Pigs take showers?

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    boydpercy Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    She needs cover the widows with frosted window panes.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Paris Goat should KNOW by now to never use words of more then 2 syllables around Pig!

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    mjb515  almost 7 years ago

    But she does not wear clothes in the first place.

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    whiteheron  almost 7 years ago

    If you can stand to look at me, go ahead and have a gander.Does that make me a perv?

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Cheaper than pay perv view.

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    dutchs  almost 7 years ago

    Big words make Pig brain hurt.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Reminds me of the little old lady who called the cops on her neighbor…

    “Officer, the man next door walks around naked all day!”

    “Gee, ma’am, I can’t see him at all.”

    “Well, you can if you stand on this dresser….”

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    Number Three  almost 7 years ago

    We haven’t seen Pigita for a while, I don’t think.

    xxx

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 7 years ago

    He’s probably concerned that people will start molesting her. After all, what’s good for a gander is good for a goose.

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    Rush Strong Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    When I read about window shutters, I can’t help but to wonder: Do blind Venetians make better louvers?

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    Brick Tricks Webcomics  almost 7 years ago

    Bad view.

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    Sisyphos  almost 7 years ago

    Say, Pig? How do you know people can see into Pigita’s shower, hmm? Naughty Piggy!

    But, seriously, who would want to spy on ugh! Pigita ptooie, the wicked wacky piggy pig of Pig’s dreams? Poor boy! Bring back Sweet Fanny!

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    Swirls Before Pine  almost 7 years ago

    A guy walks into a lawyer’s office, and says he wants to sue his next door neighbor for sunbathing naked in her fenced-in back yard.

    Lawyer: “Why, because this offends you?”Guy: “No. Because I broke my leg falling off of the ladder that I used trying to get a better view.”

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    ND Cool Z  over 5 years ago

    Perv’s eye view!

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