Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 28, 2017

That’ll teach him to keep it short!

Crime in Italy.

K.I.S.S.

If only! Oh, if only.

I don’t know any big words, though I have had correspondence with some.

But they never write back.

…and a happy loquaciousness to you.

I thought it meant the 150th anniversary of bicycles until I Googled it.

Viva Verbosity !!

I wonder if Randy Newman is a sesquipedalian.

Sentenced to death.

Public discombobulation can seem like that.

Death by dangling your participle !

Remember to eschew meretricious sesquipedalianisms.

Length matters to some, you know, the longer the night goes on and on.

No need to worry about boredom, nor maintaining a lack of interest for anything anymore..

I think that the monotonous part of above would have as much to do with the consequences as anything.

Jeepers!

That’s rather severe!

Is Sr. Teresa of the Perpetual Lame at risk of such colossal glossal persecution?!

What is the penalty for popping gum all day in an office?