Pickles by Brian Crane for April 30, 2017

who was the numbskull to invent such a device?

Leave some water for me, Earl.

Good grief: https://www.pdxpetdesign.com/licki/

There is actually such a device.

That is just dip licking stupid

Alright! Minds out of the gutter! And bring mine with you!

I am also very tempted to make a few XXX rated adult jokes here, But I don’t want to be banned from GoComics for life.

I must resist the temptation, So right now I must stop typing, remove hands from computer key board, sign out and switch off computer until wicked urges are gone.

I have to admit I’m with Earl on this one !

I need some brain bleach, too.

The cat’s still going to eat your face when you die, so why bother. Ok, maybe not that extreme, but cats and dogs do what cats and dogs do. Nothing we do will change that. We can modify their behavior, but not their instincts.

That would be the natural result alright.

Thank you, Mr. Crane, for consistently being my first true guffaw of the day! You rock!

Ish-ta and oof-ta!

Don’t make me google this!

I remember seeing this cat tongue brush on shark tank and in my opinion the people that made this brush were either drunk or on some drug when they made it. Glad the sharks didn’t invest in this crazy product. For those that want proof this came from shark tank watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i84dnAeMbq4

Artificial tongue, washable eyeballs, another few years Nelson will be able to screw his head off.

Like several of today’s contributors, I’m not going there !

Next will be an artificial nose for dog owners.

Now that is just plain gross

I’m coming with, Earl.

xxx

At least Muffin looks happy!

That’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen. Ewwwwwww. Can’t unsee that one Earl! Muffin can bond with the sole of my shoe! LOL

I’ve seen videos of those, but I’ve always thought they were jokes.

As the late Paul Lynde would say, That is dis GUSTING!

You can’t un-see that one, Earl.

Amen, that’s disgusting

Cats don’t do that to bond. They do it to establish their supremacy and show who is the boss. It may look sweet, but it isn’t.