Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 20, 2017

If she’s that worried, she could wear a longer skirt…eventually.

Look, up in the sky! It’s a kitty! It’s a bearded clam! It’s… Beaver Girl!

If she wears underwear will she lose her magic powers?

Guess she’s not a commando.

Heavens above!

Thongs of people will be disappointed…er, sorry I meant throngs.

Everybody can look up to her, and most of them like what they see.

Umm…don’t go to any special trouble on MY account…

Dang, the female superheroes figured it out

A friend of ours was going in for an operation to remove a brain tumor (trust me, this is funny). After a VERY SERIOUS conversation with several physicians in the room, discussion about side effects, shit that can go wrong, etc, the doctors say, “So, do you have any questions?”. And the reply, “Just one. Will this operation in any way affect my super powers?”. There’s a long, pregnant pause while the doctors are thinking “oh shit, we’ve got a another problem” He cracks a smile and everyone starts laughing.

Think of the effect of the extra weight and aerodynamic drag! In fact, lose the skirt. You can keep your boots on….

At least she won’t be signalling her arrival with all that whistling.

There is a super sale at Fredricks of Hollywood this week!!

Going commando today, eh?

Watch out! Or Donald Trump will grab you there!

Captain Commando Cutie

(at least I didn’t use the “c” which came to mind when I began to alliterate)

Please don’t wear under wear on my account! Commando is breezy.

I think all women should be place on a pedastal.

Captain Carol Commando