A long time ago the Mrs had a boss who had an infant carrier and an expensive life-like doll for use in HOV lanes. She was caught once. the officer asked to see the baby. Fines for not only the HOV violation but also for the fraud. $1000.00 AND a suspended license.
Bilan about 7 years ago
So that’s where they got the phrase “worming your way out of a ticket.”
WoodEye about 7 years ago
No matter which way you cut it, pretty clever!
jreckard about 7 years ago
To figure out that trick takes an annelidical mind.
jk123 about 7 years ago
looks like the old bait and split routine
J Short about 7 years ago
Both hands on the steering wheel, buddy.
Radish the wordsmith about 7 years ago
The cutting edge of humor.
Croms about 7 years ago
That’s why a worm mannequin should always be kept in the passenger seat.
nosirrom about 7 years ago
Divide and conquer?
Lakegal about 7 years ago
I like that he travels with a knife in the back seat in case of emergencies like this. Keeps him on the cutting edge.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 7 years ago
I know flatworms can do that, but earth worms?
Teto85 Premium Member about 7 years ago
A long time ago the Mrs had a boss who had an infant carrier and an expensive life-like doll for use in HOV lanes. She was caught once. the officer asked to see the baby. Fines for not only the HOV violation but also for the fraud. $1000.00 AND a suspended license.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 about 7 years ago
I had to look twice, but I see what he did there!
zippykatz about 7 years ago
Know what’s worse than a worm in your apple?---
Half a worm.
cheap_day_return about 7 years ago
Yes Officer, it’s my better half.
Radish the wordsmith about 7 years ago
The other half has the license.
Sodaburger about 7 years ago
but does he have a permit for the knife?