Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 14, 2017

A bit sentimental for my taste.

Meanwhile in CleaveLand, June found out that the beaver Ward liked to cleave was his secretary’s …She turned his world upside down and left him with a splitting headache

Lizzie Borden took an axe…

I suppose he had not brought her a Valentine’s gift, if so, then he axed for it..

Dearest one, my world is turned upside-down and I am losing my head.

You hold my heart, and the instrument of my salvation.

Do not treat me thus.

Be my Valentine!

…you want it darker…we kill the flame…

…praying mantis erotica…

…it’s give head…not take head…

…I heart you…

…Puritan porn…

…this is called the upside down Lizzy…

… Happy Valentine’s Day to you too…

Relieves headaches..

Proving once again that red is indeed the color of St. Valentine’s Day. (And this one’s complete with a massacre.)

Love is a war that will rage until the last star has evaporated into homogeneity.

Where there remains differentiated individuality, there will be mutual interaction.

Tastes better that way.

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I never thought the “Feel” in ♥Yes, We Feel the Love♥ was the focal point of that phrase – until today.

I’m sure it was done with love.

And that was the last time he cancelled one of her shows on the DVR in order to be able to record a sporting event.

That’s nicer than what my last so-called girlfriend did to me.

Lizzie? Is that you, Lizzie Borden?

Or, Lucy Jordan?

Oh, Dad, poor Dad!

Always in the spirit of the season!