Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 11, 2017

You’re better off having small hands; they’re less dangerous.

There is such a thing as alien hand syndrome where a person seems to lose control over their own hand. It may even try to choke them or otherwise do them harm. An example of this would be the Dr. Strangelove character from the movie.

Ever read a short story called “The Beast with Five Fingers”?

I think Pig has it right.

Dr. Strangelove is unavailable for comment.

Gotta hand it to you Stephan, you did good.

if only the politicians had enough courage to follow through with something that was not totally obstructive and negative. there once was a pres named obama. i wish he had more support in that corrupt spider nest called congress.

The right hand was tired of not knowing what the left one was doing. Trust me! It’s humiliating!

Trump must have his hands full, even when they’re not where they don’t belong.

Give him a hand for a job well done…..clap,clap,ect.

Check out this week’s Monty for a hand that went bad…

Even tiny hands can attack you.

Hey, maybe Anthony Weiner will use this as his defense….

I have never heard that phrase before “He died by his own hand”

What?

xxx

My politician’s hands are clean!

Talk to the Hand!

I’m sure it has a logical explanation for what it did….

If my right hand was half the hand my left is I’d be a happier man.

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