Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 12, 2017
Rat: What if the government is not our real government? What if the military and the defense establishment is in charge? And what if their goal is to keep us in a perpetual state of fear so that we never question things? And what if a comic strip pointed all this out? Would they let that happen? Or would we be replaced by something harmless and - Man: Faster...faster... Girl: I feel all warm and happy when I see mommy and daddy kissing!