The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 01, 2017
December 31, 2016
January 02, 2017
Transcript:
Saturn: We tested your sun last week. He's not very bright, and it seems he's being eclipsed by his peers.
Big sun: Hold on, honey, let's not go nova just yet...
Our star is a Yellow Dwarf type. Burns a long time. Only Red Dwarves burn the longest. The last to burn out in a dim future maybe 100 billion years from now.
Croms over 7 years ago
Wonder if Mrs. Saturday has a ring in her bathtub?
WoodEye over 7 years ago
Just another gas giant!
jk123 over 7 years ago
he just needs to rays his grades a little and he will be ok
Helen Ferrieux over 7 years ago
As Elton John pleads: “Don’t let the son go down on me”…………….oh, sheeeeeesh!
osceola over 7 years ago
Maybe he should transfer to Mrs. Sunday’s class.
Fantom Premium Member over 7 years ago
In an act of defiance, he moons his teacher.
J Short over 7 years ago
Somebody else had to write her name on the chalk board.
J Short over 7 years ago
The parents were in the hot seat.
MtheMomma over 7 years ago
He’s just the typical kid. Spoiled. Thinks the whole world revolves around him!
MeGoNow Premium Member over 7 years ago
And she hasn’t even gotten to the part where he keeps hollering in class, “Hey, everybody. I’m a gas giant!”
paul over 7 years ago
stick THAT in Uranus
SunflowerGirl100 over 7 years ago
Watch out. He’s going to flare up any moment.
P51Strega over 7 years ago
Great comments, there are so many stars I can’t pick a favorite.
At least the teacher didn’t mention his solar wind.
Homer J over 7 years ago
BTW teach are those rings around Uranus?
nosirrom over 7 years ago
His peers also make him suffer from Coronal Mass Rejection.
xpurplezebra over 7 years ago
Sunny is having a tough 1st light year.
GROG Premium Member over 7 years ago
He’s no star player.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
Our star is a Yellow Dwarf type. Burns a long time. Only Red Dwarves burn the longest. The last to burn out in a dim future maybe 100 billion years from now.