Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 24, 2010
September 17, 2010
October 01, 2010
Transcript:
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Young Absitence Comics APPROVED BY THE CHRISTINE O'DONNELL COMICS CODE OF VIRTUE "Keep your hands where I can see them." I was so happy to be married to Roger! Roger: Shall we go to the shooting range today? But then he began acting mysteriously. Could it be...ADULTERY? Roger: Emergency at the office, hon. I decided to follow him. Jacques Could my worst fears be confirmed? Show N Tell Motel I burst into his room and found him there, by HIMSELF! Linda: Roger! How could you?! Linda: You're lusting in your heart, which the bible says is the same thing as the sin of adultery! Roger: Linda, it's not what you think! Roger: I wasn't thinking about SEX! I was thinking about drilling for oil in environmentally vulnerable regions! Linda: Darling, how could I have doubted you? End
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3hourtour Premium Member over 13 years ago
…as long as they are a new set of idiots we will be ok…
Plods with ...™ over 13 years ago
drilling for oil - - that’s code
SameAsOldFfred over 13 years ago
I was thinking about tax cuts… oh yeah, baby!
T Gabriel Premium Member over 13 years ago
I was entrapped with one of them this week. The result was I now know that by next February there will be no more Department of Education. No Tax on “My Money Because I Earned It.” No troops in the Middle East except the Droid Army from Star Wars II or III or whatever it was. No more gummint intruding on My Healthcare. No more Fed. A Gold Standard. No more anyother stuff they don’t like.
The Tea Partiers, that is…
3hourtour Premium Member over 13 years ago
…at our normal Democratic monthly meeting here in town we get ,maybe,six people..the Tea party gets over eighty and meets in a gym..every two weeks!…
MiepR over 13 years ago
hahahhahahhha
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
3hourtour, the GOP and the Dems are chocolate and vanilla (not necessarily in that order), and the Tea Party is Flavor-of-the-Month.
Anybody been to a Reform Party rally since 1992?
SameAsOldFfred over 13 years ago
Say what you will, I still think there’s a future for the Green Bull Moose Party:
Tim, Tim, Benzedrine! Hash! Boo! Valvoline! Clean! Clean! Clean for Gene! First, second, neutral, park, Hie thee hence, you leafy narc!
And the crowd proclaims: Dr. Steel! Dr. Steel!
Just wait ‘til the rush hits you…
meetinthemiddle over 13 years ago
Nobody’s been to a Reform Party rally since Pat Buchanan jacked it and sank it on purpose.