Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 24, 2010

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Young Absitence Comics APPROVED BY THE CHRISTINE O'DONNELL COMICS CODE OF VIRTUE "Keep your hands where I can see them." I was so happy to be married to Roger! Roger: Shall we go to the shooting range today? But then he began acting mysteriously. Could it be...ADULTERY? Roger: Emergency at the office, hon. I decided to follow him. Jacques Could my worst fears be confirmed? Show N Tell Motel I burst into his room and found him there, by HIMSELF! Linda: Roger! How could you?! Linda: You're lusting in your heart, which the bible says is the same thing as the sin of adultery! Roger: Linda, it's not what you think! Roger: I wasn't thinking about SEX! I was thinking about drilling for oil in environmentally vulnerable regions! Linda: Darling, how could I have doubted you? End