Which one of these two is supposed to be the dummy again?
Doc’s been sniffing at the test tubes again.
Turkeys are too stupid to be the mascot.
“I have nothing to do right now…”
“No, Jack!”
“But Thanksgiving has pumpkin—”
“NO.”
So that’s what happens to the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.
Kind of looks like a big flying poop.
Don’t ask it for cranberry ‘sauce’.
He’s not fooling anyone with that faux-Cranfairy.
Cranberries come in cans.
And they’re shaped like cans.
Bog-gles the mind
Ben Franklin wanted the symbol of America to be the turkey. He finally got his wish.
The first time I looked at this I misread it and thought it said CranFarty. This, of course, would have been gross if it was true. Or hilarious, depending on your point of view or where you’re from.
Thanksgiving already has the Gobbledygooker.
Somebody make it a superhero movie where she slays a giant terror turkey.
I think the Easter Bunny is not real but definitely there is a Santa.
I expect one of the most used Thanksgiving mascots used in advertising is a turkey with a Pilgrim hat.
I chuckled visualizing the follow-on to dropping pumpkin pies down the chimney of those who are good.
.
"I’ve behaved!
SPLAT with an explosion of embers and ashes.
If you’re bad, you get pumpkin pie.
And COW pies if you don’t!!
Argythree over 7 years ago
Which one of these two is supposed to be the dummy again?
ACK! Premium Member over 7 years ago
Doc’s been sniffing at the test tubes again.
Ragtime78rpm over 7 years ago
Turkeys are too stupid to be the mascot.
Coyoty Premium Member over 7 years ago
“I have nothing to do right now…”
“No, Jack!”
“But Thanksgiving has pumpkin—”
“NO.”
jz27wk Premium Member over 7 years ago
So that’s what happens to the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.
jdholm3 over 7 years ago
Kind of looks like a big flying poop.
Radish the wordsmith over 7 years ago
Don’t ask it for cranberry ‘sauce’.
YippiKiAyMofo over 7 years ago
He’s not fooling anyone with that faux-Cranfairy.
Cranberries come in cans.
And they’re shaped like cans.
P51Strega over 7 years ago
Bog-gles the mind
gantech over 7 years ago
Ben Franklin wanted the symbol of America to be the turkey. He finally got his wish.
Flash5005 over 7 years ago
The first time I looked at this I misread it and thought it said CranFarty. This, of course, would have been gross if it was true. Or hilarious, depending on your point of view or where you’re from.
Dirty Dragon over 7 years ago
Thanksgiving already has the Gobbledygooker.
ChukLitl Premium Member over 7 years ago
Somebody make it a superhero movie where she slays a giant terror turkey.
BobCu over 7 years ago
I think the Easter Bunny is not real but definitely there is a Santa.
ChessPirate over 7 years ago
I expect one of the most used Thanksgiving mascots used in advertising is a turkey with a Pilgrim hat.
Doublejake Premium Member over 7 years ago
I chuckled visualizing the follow-on to dropping pumpkin pies down the chimney of those who are good.
.
"I’ve behaved!
.
SPLAT with an explosion of embers and ashes.
wbbh over 7 years ago
If you’re bad, you get pumpkin pie.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 7 years ago
And COW pies if you don’t!!