Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 01, 2016

Forget claiming Dana is trying to get meta with her Halloween scares. Those are way too straightforward to be a jab at actual politics.

This demonstrates what politics do. No times for holidays whatsoever unless it leaves them some gain.

Hey, just send The Pixies here. I’ll never get sick of Frank Black.

Uggggh, will you STOP with this anti-my-guy, pro-your-guy propaganda already!! Otherwise I’m going to drop your strip and curl up under my covers and do a wee-wee!! And while we’re at it, here’s a list of OTHER subjects you are never to breach in the course of your strip! First…

A sparkle tax could have interesting ramifications for the human world. Imagine if they arranged for the tax to be paid out of the residuals for Manfred Mann’s song “Blinded by the Light,” every time it’s played on a radio station…?

This is the song that never ends…

…let me guess.

https://youtu.be/0U2zJOryHKQ

“This is a song that will get on your nerves/Get on your nerves/Get on your nerves/This is a song that will get on your nerves…”

This is what can happen. Get enough signatures and you can put anything on the ballot.

All Right, Everybody Sing !There were green alligators, and long neck geese,Some hump back camels, and chimpanzees,Some rats and cats and elephants, but sure as your born:Your never going to see no Unicorn!

Now wasn’t that fun?Ok, next Kumbaya and s’mores for everyone!!(but not for 100 years, just a couple of rounds should be ok)AU -

I believe it may be “It’s a Small World After All” (This must be national earworm day-everybody come up with your favorite and drive the previous winner out of your mind) (The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out….isn’t this a fun game kiddies?)

Or maybe she means The Pixies. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ut52Szpd-w

Yeah, I’d vote to have the pixies shut up after 138 years of that too. Sorry pixies, but you brought it upon yourselves.

Hey, the song could be their natural mating call for all we know.

Wait, Unicorn City? Have we visited that yet?

I think we can all agree that we’re not fans of pixie song.

^^ Perhaps the previous poster might ponder that the pressure of this parlous period propels some personalities into peeved perorations.

Prudence (possibly) will prevail presently, and the partisan panic now poisoning our public places will pass.

Peace. 7@=e