Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for March 16, 2016

Everyone calls him “Help, Police!”

Also know by his nickname: “I have a carry permit”

If her name is Debbie, this could lead to a movie…

I’m the guy who’s trying to get lucky with a hot stranger.

The sign is a parody of Peet’s Coffee & Tea, a mostly west coast chain.

Steve has been giving female strangers inappropriate gifts since Academia Waltz.

Steve Dallas—“Great American Stinker”.

It’s 2005 in the strip; the lady should have a cellphone.Call the cops, lady! Get this pervert off the streets before he harasses and/or assaults more women.

“For my little sweet cabbage” ??

Still smoking, I see…

… Steve must be a licorice-aficionado, to want to chow down on that much licorice, at one time.

#ChocolateWithWhipCreamIsMoreDeliciousThanLicorice

Either way, Steve is still … smooth as Tennessee Whiskey!

#RightGiftWrongRecipient

He was such a tramp. lol

Who wants to bet he has mistaken her for Sam’s mom.Remember Sam the Hospital Jedi?

It’s been a long time since high school French, but I thought it was chou-chou.

What happened? Why no new work?

Yeah baby, I bought that for “you”.

He thinks he’s cool; she knows she’s cool The match that’s never gonna happen.

How many times can you recycle the same joke?

Sugar Bear! This could be the girl that dumped Elton John just before he put out the Captain Fantastic album.