Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for December 10, 2015

I don’t want to know.

hEAT setTINg?

LED display, not fluorescent. How on earth do people get those two confused? Jimmy and his editor, both.

Alberta, back in the days of the dinosaurs a microwave oven had an electroluminescent display – that’s probably what Jimmy meant – he probably knew the word but tailored it keeping the audience in mind…

Smartypants.

Bad enough when kids cuss, now it’s the appliances getting into the act…..

Always illuminating

Reminds me of the Stephen King movie “Maximum Overdrive”….he had a cameo in that movie, the ATM was using bad language, “Honey, this machine just called me an ******!”

“You should see what it calls Luddie…”

My microwave forces me to do arithmetic. Some numbers on the keypad don’t work so I have to figure out what is closest to the time I need.

Press tart

We have an old clock that has lost the lowest horizontal bar on the hour side, so every 8 looks like an A, and every 12 hours at 8:55…

We have an old clock that has lost the lowest horizontal bar on the hour side, so every 8 looks like an A, and every 12 hours at 8:55…

Microwave displays have no apostrophes. The display was cautioning her to DONT PRESS etc. The right side of the D and the top of the O are burnt out.

Maybe Arlo did some creative tinkering with the microwave to plant an idea in Janis’ mind. Let’s wait and see what tomorrow brings.

Microwave ovens are pretty stupid anyway, so ignore it..Now, if your Vacuum Cleaner starts in …

“We don’t have smart machines.”.Unless, they really ARE smart and are hiding it from us..Always remember:INANIMATE OBJECTS ARE OUT TO GET US

Nothing personal, just business.

I always turn off the beep signaling the end of the cooking. I hate being nagged by my appliances!!

And here I thought the time was set to 80:08…