B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 25, 2015

Please, I beg of you, I also have 2 ex-wives and crushing alimony. Put me out of my misery!

Suicide by chop?

Well, can I at least sign up to be considered for a Mars mission?

Don’t worry there’s always Christmas.

Homer Simpson to the aliens that abducted him: “Don’t eat me! I have a wife and three children! Eat them!!”

The turkey should apply for a job at The Restaurant at the End of the Universe. Of course, it would only be a temporary job until someone wants a change from the cow that wants to be eaten.

I don’t believe it, they actually caught a turkey!

So why is Thor still leaning on the axe?

The worst part of being young is is growing up.The worst part of being grown up…Is being grown up.

You may get older, but you never HAVE to grow up.

When I eat turkey, my kids tell me it’s cannibalism. What does this mean? I’m so confused. What does it mean?

Do they have grief counselors for turkeys?

I feel for that turkey…..first the crispy skin, then some thigh meat and finally some breast with natural gravy. Happy Thanksgiving to all.

It’s that time of year again…

One of the funniest Sylvester and Tweety cartoons I ever saw was the one where Tweety was trying to commit “Suicide by Cat” and kept flying into Sylvester’s mouth. It had Sylvester all freaked out and completely unwilling to do what he spent all other cartoons trying to do…

@Zeus67The bandersnatchi didn’t merely “request” it, they had it written into their contracts about the 60/40 odds for a duel!Wouldn’t you love to see a Known Space movie, now that the CGI has caught up to Larry Niven’s imagination? (Then again, the movie studio would probably botch it………)

The turkey is a majestic looking bird … from the neck back. From the neck forward, it’s just plain ugly.

I hope everyone has a safe and blessed Thanksgiving…

You could freeze me and save me for Christmas!

There is a story about a bigamist that had 2 wives. When he was arrested he was told that he would go to jail. He replied, “Thank you, thank you”.

That turkey is doing a good job imitating a Ham!