PreTeena by Allison Barrows for January 25, 2021

Teena’s mom is a bit of a drama queen.

Petty good, Tess! I’m suprised, tho, Teena didn’t bust out with a whooping Guffaw!

Ok, never heard that before. My best friend did sleepover all the time and so did I at his place, even at schoolnights. We pretty much were shared children so to speak.

Be decent, Stick just broke up with Goose!

I remember having the occasional sleepover with a friend on a school night…but only with friends who went to the same school, so we could go together.

And one dangerous president was quite enough. What? Oh. Never mind.

“Dogs and cats living together! Complete hysteria!!”

Clichés will run rampant.

It would be the end of civilization as we know it.

And the Allies would lose the war.

These days sleepovers are a thing from the past.