The FBI Crime Lab is testifying at a trial for one of The Three Little Pigs. Crime Lab: My analysis of a hair from a chinny chin chin leads me to conclude that the Little Pig blew his own house down!
You think the FBI crime lab is messed up NOW, you should have seen it during the Hoover years, when their findings always just happened to coincide with the director’s views…or ELSE!
“Your honor, we the jury find the defendant guilty of whatever made up charges the prosecutor filed and sentence him to death by hickory smoke and barbeque sauce.”
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 9 years ago
With all the crime lab scandals around, I would demand an independent analysis.
Darsan54 Premium Member about 9 years ago
Where is Anthony Zuiker when you really need him??
Simon_Jester about 9 years ago
You think the FBI crime lab is messed up NOW, you should have seen it during the Hoover years, when their findings always just happened to coincide with the director’s views…or ELSE!
BaltoBill about 9 years ago
I’m impressed by the art work. The pig looks so life like, just like in the book I read as a child..
Kip W about 9 years ago
If hair’s from a spitz,Court seldom acquits.
hippogriff about 9 years ago
Used properly, hair analysis cannot convict, only exonerate – excluding root bulbDNA analysis, of course.
Godfreydaniel about 9 years ago
Frequently prosecutors put up a straw man……….
Jason Allen about 9 years ago
“Your honor, we the jury find the defendant guilty of whatever made up charges the prosecutor filed and sentence him to death by hickory smoke and barbeque sauce.”