The FBI Crime Lab is testifying at a trial for one of The Three Little Pigs. Crime Lab: My analysis of a hair from a chinny chin chin leads me to conclude that the Little Pig blew his own house down!
“Your honor, we the jury find the defendant guilty of whatever made up charges the prosecutor filed and sentence him to death by hickory smoke and barbeque sauce.”
“Your honor, we the jury find the defendant guilty of whatever made up charges the prosecutor filed and sentence him to death by hickory smoke and barbeque sauce.”