The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 06, 2015

I’ve been battered !Don’t you know the crime rate is going up, up, up, up, up To live in this town you must be tough, tough, tough, tough, tough Shadoobie

He is only prawn in game of life.

At first they said he was going to sleep with the fishes, but he liked that idea.This is Plan B.

That’s one grande shrimp!

Now I’m glad I didn’t order the chicken-fried steak.

This shrimp came from the Orient and he put up quite a fight. He’s a crusty Asian.

Caught near Fukushima Daiich.

“Punished. Yeah – that’s what happens with every pun I shed”.

Gahh.. it takes forever to break all his knees.

DOGSNIFF has been battered enough!!! FREE HIM!!!

Nice carapace you got there. I’d hate to see anything bad happen to it….

And the lobster is large enough to take your leg off.

Not to be confused with battered alewives.

I just left Thom’s assalted snail at “Birdbrains” and now I find Scott’s batteried shrimp here!