Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 04, 2014
Transcript:
Rat: Are you one of those people whose second toe is longer than your big toe? Pastis: Yeah. Why? Rat: Because those people are doomed to a life of loneliness. Pastis: He's wrong, isn't he, Staci? Staci: yes. You're doomed to be lonely because of your personality.
Sherlock Watson over 9 years ago
So many men have been forced to toe the line by their wives.
Bilan over 9 years ago
Now he’s going to get a complaint from PETLST.
wiselad over 9 years ago
http://thehoopla.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/toes.jpg, most people have type 2, and the only ones with longer number 2 are Greek and Celtic, but I don’t think is as simple as 1 to 5, as my toes are basically a combination of Greek and Roman, number 2 and 3 are almost the same(2 is just a tiny slightly longer) and big toe is just a tad shorter
oldschool434 over 9 years ago
gee…..a double whammy!
sceadugenga1 over 9 years ago
Hands up all those who just checked their toes.
wiselad over 9 years ago
I already knew, as I saw an article about feet about 2 months ago
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Ouch! The unkindest cut of all! Cartoon-Boy, face it; you are a born loser; even you toes are against you!
PICTO over 9 years ago
Cartoon Boy has the personality of a toad?
StCleve72 over 9 years ago
Cartoon boy suffers the agony of de-feet.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 9 years ago
I agree with the wife!
Kaputnik over 9 years ago
PBS usually doesn’t send me off to Google and Wikipedia. So I have “Morton’s toe” and so does Pastis. I’ve known all my life that my second toe was longer, but never knew that was supposed to be unusual. Golly.
puddlesplatt over 9 years ago
Toe is the only thing longer…so sad
chris_o42 over 9 years ago
Rats! I’m doomed.
t jacobs over 9 years ago
heck with that noise. turn around and take the girl in the sami sweater and sweep her off her feet
jessegooddoggy over 9 years ago
I thought it was normal for all.
Saddenedby Premium Member over 9 years ago
i got hammer toes so it’s hard to tell which toe is longer as i can never get them to uncurl long enough to measure :(
foxsinger Premium Member over 9 years ago
I guess he can be footloose and fancy free!
Number Three over 9 years ago
Personally, I don’t even notice these things. xxx
Kali39 over 9 years ago
And your feet stink, Stephan…
Rolf Rykken Premium Member over 9 years ago
Positive? Staci is speaking to him.
JR6019 over 9 years ago
Gosh, I always heard long second toe, long something else.
water_moon over 9 years ago
Finger lenght is determined by exposure invitro to testoserone, so why not toe lenght?
Die Barney over 3 years ago
I WILL NOT HAVE A LIFE OF LONELINESS!!!!!
Da Cat Guy over 1 year ago
What if they’re the same length?