Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 01, 2014

If Rat keeps it up, he may have to guard more than his time.

That’s a way better answer than, “I would prefer not to.”

So, all those milk cartons, pop & juice bottles, cereal boxes, etc., are just evidence of my boys’ genius? I think not. ( And, funny how this never applies to cookies.)

Also gets him into a lot of things.

Rat lets Pig take out his trash! How great-hearted a genius!

Combine the three almost-empties and make one semi-full one that Rat might eat. Problem solved.

to rip open the bag, is my thrill for the day!

Rat must not be much of a genius if he could not think of a character for McD’s.

If the opened bags aren’t thrown out it may attract rats.

It’s a miracle. Pig, didn’t act like, a simpleton today

Is that how it works? My wife must be right up there with Einstein because she never throws ANYTHING out.

Which is better: to bear a cross or to cross a bear?

14 (now 15) comments? Wow. This is the lowest I have ever seen (for a new strip).

But honestly, this is not an eventful strip.

I remember there was a hippo one that got under 20, but still.