Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 31, 2014
Rat: Stupid @#$@ dripping cone... Zebra: What are you whining about Rat: Whining? My ice cream cone is drip- Zebra? Zebra: Yep. Rat: What happened to you? Zebra: Bleach accident. Spilled it everywhere. Sort of makes your little problem seem trivial, huh? Rat: Trivial? Sticky ice cream is trivial?! Then here, have something trivial. Pig: Unicorn! Unicorn! Goat: What happens in normal comic strips? Pig: Fly me to candyland! Fly me to candyland!