One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for March 27, 2021

Keep it clean you two. This is a family strip.

At least they didn’t bring up wrinkled clothes…..

Poor, poor, “Uncle Andy”. He’d best not mention this to Ruthie, or she might tell him something else about his parents that he might not want to hear.

Years ago, my sister worked with her then roommate’s mother. My sister was doing some tests in the QA lab when her roommate’s mom walked in talking to the QA person, saying “Now that the kids are out of the house, [husband] and I can have s— on the kitchen table if we want to.” She looked up to see my sister and commented “I bet you wish you weren’t in here just now, huh?” When my sister told her roommate what her mother said, she got grossed out and said she didn’t want to hear that about her mom. My sister replied “Too bad. If I have to hear it, so do you!”

Nick sort of reminds me of Howard Cunningham in one of his “frisky” moments!

THIS was laugh-out-loud funny!

TMI

Nick you old willey dog

They so remind me of my parents…I miss my dad so much. He was a lot like Grandpa. R.I.P., Dad, and we love you.

So lactose-intolerance was interfering with their love life; who knew?

Grandma desolved a little blue pill in Grandpa’s creamer.

I haven’t heard that since it was one of the many catchphrases on Laugh In.

Do you mean desolved? I don’t think that is a real word.

“You may say I’m a creamer / But I’m not the only one…”

And Liniment is even better than perfume for maintaining a discreet atmosphere.

Sometimes, though, peoples’ imaginations are infinitely more exciting than reality.