One Big Happy by Rick Detorie for March 12, 2021

Kids learn about American capitalism…

Throw the snow back on the walk after she closes the door.

What a b..ch! Didn’t like her before, but now she crossed the line completely.

That’s quite an act she’s got

She looks like The Joker’s mom and pays like Ebenezer Scrooge…what a horrid combination!

life is God’s act

Okay, kids. Take the dollar. Then shovel half the snow back onto the sidewalk.

Even in 2011 I would have paid the kids $5.00 each.

Such a bag! Guess who won’t shovel her walk next time? Hope they tell all the kids about it as well as their mom so she can pass the word.

Stiffing little kids is a low bar even for her.

Tell her to put the dollar where the Sun don’t shine, and shovel the snow back onto the walk.

And, next time the witch gets to shovel her own sidewalk.

Tell her to keep her dollar and put the snow back

I paid $13 (it was all I had on me) to have my parking space shoveled. They didn’t do that great of a job. Never touched the snow in front of the car.

Tell her to put that broom she rides on to good use and sweep it off.