Never mind the periscope. How long can you hold your breath?
I don’t know about Oreo’s, but I can testify about Snicker’s bars.
Smokey is so popular that the Post Office gave him his own zip code.
“Get your knee off of my …”.
That’s pretty good, seeing as the Bible wasn’t compiled until the 3rd century or thereabouts. Postumous autographs, hmmm?
Deer in the headlights.
I was a commercial fisherman, and every 5 weeks or so I’d visit my parents. I went once in the middle of a heavy snowstorm, put on my foul weather gear, and started cooking pork chops. My Dad said he knew I was home because he could smell the chops from the end of the street when he turned the corner on his way home from work.
Geothermal heat 101.
The PC police are coming for you.
There’s a statue of Andy in Hartlepool. Google it.