The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 02, 2014

‘filet de poison à la crème’

What happened to the other eight?

hey! At least the cat didn’t turn it’s nose up at the offering.

Oh come on!

It’s time to hiss and make up, or contact claw enforcement

I hate then that happens.

Is the role of the dead cat played by the same actor who played Catzilla last week?

Not funny!!!

Should have asked him to get I Am’s.

Hilburn’s obviously not a cat lover. This is not funny.

Oh, the cat got dead; we put him in a boxAnd we dug a little hole and we covered him with rocksAnd we picked a couple dandelions, said a little prayerAnd we all went off to bed ‘cause we mostly didn’t care.

NOT FUNNY!

Not funny.

I agree with those who say that this is not funny. BUT – it could be taken as a commentary on how we feed ourselves and our pets. Not too long ago, farmers cared about the quality of their product, as did consumers. Nowadays, all that matters to most growers is yield, and all that matters to consumers is price. A tomato is a tomato is a tomato – the flavor, nutritional value, etc., of one tomato versus another never factor into our decision making. And the methods by which big ag gets its ever greater yields can be extremely questionable. So in pursuit of ever cheaper food, we’re all slowly poisoning ourselves. (Still, killing a pet ain’t never funny.)

Contains no strychnine. Strychnine contracts the longissimus dorsi, presenting an arched back. The cat is faking it to rile cat lovers.

Very cruel thing to do a pussy cat!

Wasn’t there a Chinese made dog food that caused a lethal problem? Same manufacturers

If this was about a dog there would be an uproar

She’s “nobody’s moggie now” apologies to Eric Bogle.

Somebody call ALF! Ha!

“Dead kitties aren’t much fun. . .”

Geez…are people serious? I am a cat lover but this is just a joke folks! Pretty sure he’s suggesting it was an accident and just having a little fun mixing up similar names.