Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 04, 2014

I guess that is more sanitary than a spit shake.

Swallow 1,000 needles?

How can Pastis know the NSA secret oath?

When I took CON Law a couple of years after the Bill of Rights was passed, I don’t think there was anything in the Fourth Amendment about pinky swear, but I may have just missed that.

The actual FISA Court is about this lenient. Almost every warrant is ultimately approved.I’m not sure if this includes requests submitted by rodents, however.

@corzak…..All requests are submitted by rodents.

Two sure signs of an outsider: periods in NSA, and using “the.”

Warrants don’t spy on people. Rats do.

We used to have NSA when I was young, but we called it a party line.

What’s next? Cross my heart?

Sadly a pinky swear would be an increase in what is needed.

More like double cross and hope to spy…

FISA, the secret court, because perish forfend that the people should know what their government is doing to them.

Which do you prefer, NSA, Snowden, or Rat?

No we know who wire tapped Edda’s bikini bottom last month in 9 Chickweed lane…

I thought Snowden already ratted out the NSA

Actually, with Rat working for NSA, I’m starting to feel sorry for the terrorists.

Woah!!! This judge is the heavy-duty serious type!

I’m actually kinda surprised Rat was able to find a judge who was both Awake and Sober at the Same Time, so if he has to Pinky Swear, then so be it.

Usually Rat uses a different finger when dealing with an authority figure.

Love it!

xxx

Oh, hey – the NSA has nothing on the Supreme Court. They can do it all!!

Not Zebra?

That sounds like how their doing it. Bet I know who that judge really serves.