Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 04, 2014
February 03, 2014
February 05, 2014
Transcript:
Judge: Sir, I understand you're seeking a warrant to tap the phones of a Mr. Pig and Mr. Goat. Now, as a federal judge, I need strict legal assurances that this is for national security reasons only. Rat: It is. Judge: Pinky swear? Rat: You're getting very strict about these things. Rat works for the NSA
When I took CON Law a couple of years after the Bill of Rights was passed, I don’t think there was anything in the Fourth Amendment about pinky swear, but I may have just missed that.