Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 01, 2014
Transcript:
PANEL 1 "HI I'M FROM DISTRACT TV AND THERE'S A PROB..." "WOO-HOO! THE CABLE MAN IS HERE!!" "YES, COME IN" PANEL 2 "ALL HAIL THE CABLE ANGEL OF MERCY, HERE TO LIBERATE US FROM THE TEDIUM OF REAL LIFE!!" "ACTUALLY WE'RE SATELLITE TV, NOT CABLE" PANEL 3 "WHATEVER! JUST GET MY TV BACK ON!!" PANEL 4 "HERO WORSHIP CAN BE A SLIPPERY SLOPE, EH?" "COMES WITH THE TERRITORY, SIR..." "HEY! NO TALKING!! WORK WORK WORK!"
wrwallaceii over 10 years ago
I’m with you on that.
wrwallaceii over 10 years ago
Yes… and That too… to all.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 10 years ago
It would be good for her to take her tv away
Watcher over 10 years ago
Exactly Danae. I know what you mean. Here in China its the internet. Xinnian Kuaile everyone.
Toonerific over 10 years ago
You know it is only a comic … when the repairman shows up that soon!!!
thirdguy over 10 years ago
sir, get your cat off of me!
wdgnas over 10 years ago
cutting edge of entertainment technology?
Dennis Johns over 10 years ago
I’m cutting the CableTV! I’ve got 62 channels and nothing decent on; plus many times there is exactly the same thing on several channels. I think TV is going the way of print media…. it will just take a generation or two before everyone gets on-board. SO after all of this; why does my CableTV bill go up every year!?
dabugger over 10 years ago
OK Danae, you are not quite the only important person in the universe; which must be a large disappointment. Maybe just not as precious as some poor souls you encounter. So just act your self or you might just grow up; which we wouldn’t want, would we.
Charlie Fogwhistle over 10 years ago
She’s worse than Dagwood annoying the plumber.
Nelly55 over 10 years ago
Happy New Year Wiley……………..I never miss Non Sequitur
you’re the best
Ermine Notyours over 10 years ago
Glass teat? I don’t have cable, but waste a lot of time on the Internet. Must be the silicone teat. And that can be taken several ways.
Gokie5 over 10 years ago
This is hye-LAIR-ee-us, Wiley! Thanks so much for years of reading enjoyment, and HAPPY NEW YEAR to you and all your readers/commenters.
evilstepqueen over 10 years ago
You’re a brave man. She is a vengeful child :P
bobdingus over 10 years ago
She can’t hear you, Kal-el
bmckee over 10 years ago
He’s been posting on just about every strip on GoComics. Makes you wonder who his employer is.
westny77 over 10 years ago
Just fix the TV. There is no need to explain everything.
StCleve72 over 10 years ago
As Freud would have said if he were alive today: TV is the opiate of the masses.
reynard61 over 10 years ago
Meh. Disqus has it’s share of problems. (In my case it’ll sometimes refuse to accept more characters after a paragraph reaches a certain length, or it’ll refuse to let me edit a posted message.)
Caddy57 over 10 years ago
I cut the cable(TV) at my house almost 14 years ago….satellite was cheaper and offered a better lineup of channels I have no time or desire to watch save BBCAmerica for Doctor Who fans….SciFi was good , so they “fixed” that.
Asharah over 10 years ago
I remember when we had a weather issue and the cable was out for three days. When I visited the website after a couple of days, there were plenty of annoyed messages from people who felt that by then they should have a better phone recording than “We have a problem and we’re working on it.”
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
Danse makes sense. Pleasantries are over. Now fix!
lindz.coop Premium Member over 10 years ago
I can kinda relate — my computer died 16 days ago and we are just getting back to somewhere near normal. I don’t watch TV, so that’s not a suitable substitute.
K M over 10 years ago
Right on, Clark! Won’t someone please slap Danae across the mouth and into the next county?