Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 17, 2013

I’m just gonna go ahead and doubt anyone resting in “Testosterone Acres” wants flowers…

Please, I know what I’m doing…

Found a faster way all right.

Trust me it’ll work.

Hey, I’m only the librarian – what would I know?

Watch this!

“Here. hold my beer and watch this…”

See. I told you we didn’t need to turn the electricity off.

See, I can drive and text at the same time.

I tied it, the bunge cord couldn’t possibly slip. OR, I packed the parachute myself, what could possibly go wrong?

knowing which screw to turn; priceless

I hate waiting for my grill to heat up…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sab2Ltm1WcM

no, no, no, let me show you how it’s done. you’re doing it wrong. lol

…said the office worker to the professional window washer on the 32nd floor.

I think he should draw a female cemetery named Woman’s Logic. That causes lots of accidents too.

oh yes…..

snerk

“I’ve done this lots of times.”

Don’t bother me about it!! It’s not like it’s a matter of life or death…

I’ve seen North Korean propaganda videos funnier than this strip.

Regulations? We don’t need no steenkin’ regulations!

What red light?

Don’t do this at home, kids. .Go to a neighbor’s house.

Creeping trollitis folks

Now we know why women live longer than men.

How about this one: "All ya gotta do is……..

Now, what could possibly go wrong ?

“It’s only a small puddle of water….now carefully hand me the bare sparkly copper wire over there”….Long pause……B_ZAP!

“It isn’t loaded.”