B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 25, 2013

No mercy!!!

First two verses followed by:Let’s hang Barney from a tree…

Not a jury on this earth would convict.

The other 2 would probably help you.

Is that purple horror still around?

The more standard dinos don’t look that impressed either

Yakko and Wakko did their number on Barney (with an anvil of course).

At least they’re not dealing with Bologna they would not be able to kill him.

KILL! SLAUGHTER! MAIM! EVISCERATE! Oh, and while you’re at it, kill, slaughter, maim, and eviscerate the purple one.

I’ve been fortunate: I have dodged the Barney-bullet, Dora the Explorer, AND Justin Bieber! My two daughters (ages 8 and 10) have never liked any of these.

Alternative Barney Theme song

“I hate you, You hate meWe’re a dysfunctional familyThen a shot rings out and Barney hits the floorNo more Purple dinosaur.”

I wouldn’t disagree with the choice.

♪ I hate you, you hate me, we’re a dysfunctional fam-ill-lee ♪

I’m guessing it’s the little red flying one that looks like a musical note hovering over Barney’s head. It may look like Barney is singing, but he’s actually trying to eat the little guy.

Good time for an asteroid to strike, eliminate the purple horror permanently…

Dead purple meat!

Do it and draw it!

While I don’t love Barney, I’d rather they hunt those Teletubbies. They are CREEPY!

All seen by Barney Google…

I love you, you love me…

HEY!, am I to believe that none of you have cmall children or grand children?? barney is for KIDS an I for one have one great granddaughter who would be very unhappy if he were gone. Not everything on TV is made for grownups.

And I’m willing to bet most of the anti-Barney crowd loved him when they were young.When I was young all I had was Captain Kangaroo.My kids loved Barney.

Where’s T-Rex when you need him?

and so the Happy Meal was born.

Good One! Especially on a Monday morning….

I don’t mind when the Walt Disney character Goofy sounds, well, goofy…but why does Barny have to sound so stupid? As for little children liking him, it’s too late for them.

There was a great Mac OS 8/9 game called Barney Blaster. It was based on some other game, Asteroids, I think. I’m not much for computer games but I really liked Barney Blaster. Hmmmm, now if you’ll excuse me, folks, I’ve got a sudden urge to go turn on the G4.

I <3 Barney! I grew up watching that show and I never understood what people found annoying about it.

Yes please! My son was 2yo when he was watching a Barney tape and started screaming hysterically. I couldn’t figure out why, so I rewound the tape and watched it with him. He screamed again – when it showed Barney’s big clawed feet coming out of a chimney! Never showed him another Barney tape again! LOL

I’m with you. When my grandson insisted on watching BARNEY we all made excuses to leave the room.

The purple one! Please!!

The normal dino’s don’t look too happy either.

Go ahead make their day, kill Barney what do you say?

In the words of another Barney, “Nip it in the bud! Nip it!!!”

And taken to Barney Miller’s lockup.

Bought a small stuffed Barny for our dog years ago. She tore it to pieces in about 15 minutes. The next day as I was cleaning the yard, I found a purple dinosaur arm sticking straight up in the poo…….. It was a thing of beauty!!

I actually don’t mind Barney. I’m a definite minority opinion. I also like Thomas the Tank Engine.

from the looks on the vegetarian dinosaurs ….I would say they are thinking the same thing…. find their inner carinvore.

Hey you adults lighten up, IT’S A KIDDIE SHOW!

Most of you missed my earlier post. I was far too old to have enjoyed Barney as a child, and my children couldn’t stand him. Yeah, it’s a kiddie show, but not a particularly good one.

Please do.