Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 23, 2013
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Transcript:
Goat: Economics sure is a tough topic to teach yourself. Right now I'm trying to learn about about gross profits. Pig: What's there to know? Goat: Thanks for the help. Pig: They're two of the grossest.
el8 over 11 years ago
Is net profits next, Stephie?
Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
’nother terrible pun
Bilan over 11 years ago
Just don’t ask about bottom lines or liquid assets.
legaleagle48 over 11 years ago
The line to punch Stephan Pastis out for this particularly bad pun forms behind me.
firedome over 11 years ago
sorry…i will be in the line that shakes steph’s hand…
alviebird over 11 years ago
Eating locusts and honey sounds kinda gross to me.
blunebottle over 11 years ago
At least the’re not lying down naked to prophesy or cooking their meals over cow dung……..
juicebruce over 11 years ago
Larry come home!
rshive over 11 years ago
Gross indeed.
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
many prophets have issues(psychological, etc..).
PICTO over 11 years ago
When a prophet moons you does that mean the end is near?
Herb Thiel Premium Member over 11 years ago
I read Pearls because it makes me laugh out loud.
Stocky One over 11 years ago
Ridiculous, but hilarious!
jmartin1955 over 11 years ago
Made me laugh on panel two, I did not need pig to explain the joke.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 11 years ago
@blunebottle—And we should NOT forget Matthew 7:6!!
grayleaf over 11 years ago
Running low on ideas, Stephan?
ReadingComicsAtWork over 11 years ago
When I started reading this comic, I used to think these jokes were cheezy. These jokes are starting to grow on me now.
Kathy Freeman over 11 years ago
HA! =^..^=
Bandera_Ken over 11 years ago
In today’s world of televangelists prophets make huge profits.
legaleagle48 over 11 years ago
That’s “gay ’90s (as in 1890s).” The ’20s were “the roaring ’20s.”
mkahn over 11 years ago
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?Noah… while the entire world was in liquidation, he floated his stock.Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?Pharaoh’s daughter… one day she went down to the Bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Vonne Anton over 11 years ago
Well, at least they didn’t fart.
singlefemalelaywer over 11 years ago
That’s funny, i don’t care who you are. Nice one, Patis !!
Cajtri87 over 11 years ago
Groan
ncalifgirl58 over 11 years ago
It’s stupid, but it made me laugh!
Number Three over 11 years ago
Ewwwwwwww!
xxx
corzak over 11 years ago
The Net Prophets and the Operating Prophets, while they maybe didn’t receive repeated revelations, generally had better manners.
Perkycat over 11 years ago
Love the pun!
hariseldon59 over 11 years ago
Goat doesn’t display his usual annoyed expression in the last panel. He must be getting used these puns.
Michael Ritter over 11 years ago
Answer your homophone!
schultzter over 11 years ago
More Guard Duck! Less Goat!!!
djkidkaos over 11 years ago
I want a return of my investment
Buggerlugs over 11 years ago
I never liked Highway 288 because it was two gross.
Popeyesforearm over 11 years ago
the space between them is the profit margin
Rickapolis over 11 years ago
Do net profits catch butterflies?
peconpie over 11 years ago
Stephen… you’re my Man!! Love puns…
bmonk over 11 years ago
Economics is easy. Any three economists will give you five opinions. And they have managed to predict seven of the last three recessions.