Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 24, 2013
Pig: Rat! Rat! I won a trophy in my ping pong league!! Rat: For what? Winning the whole league? Pig: 'Best participation by someone in our league who can breathe and has participated.' Rat: And they say winning awards doesn't mean what it used to. Pig: Oh, I didn't win.. I was seventh runner-up.