Close to Home by John McPherson for June 29, 2022

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    ronaldspence  3 months ago

    I think she is about to be hiss-tory!

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    Wilde Bill  3 months ago

    Assuming there are still 23. Maybe some of the smaller snakes got eaten.

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    jasonsnakelover  3 months ago

    One time I had 24 of them.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 8bb645]  3 months ago

    I think there was a movie about him on a plane.

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    briantmurphy Premium Member 3 months ago

    Be Careful Bleeb.

    Your just about the right size for a meal.

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    SheMc  3 months ago

    That’s one way of making sure you wont see her again!

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    geese28  3 months ago

    Mouse problem solved

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    jbduncan  3 months ago

    “Your place or mine” didn’t work out too well this time.

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    That’s probably about how many foster rabbits my daughter has.

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    Is there a place in the house where the snakes are not allowed?

    Is there somewhere where they could have some privacy?

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    Dobie  Premium Member 3 months ago

    It would appear that he has…

    A reptile dysfunction!

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    Steverino Premium Member 3 months ago

    If they are vipers, they could vipe your vindows.

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    flemmingo  3 months ago

    I hate snakes! The Burmese Pythons which have taken over the Everglades are a real problem. Saw where hunter got a female on nest with 49 eggs. Good catch!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 3 months ago

    I dated a girl with a snake for a pet once. Only once. “Love me, love my snake”, is a pretty clear message. See ya. Wouldn’t want to be ya.

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    WCraft Premium Member 3 months ago

    She misunderstood him when he invited her to his home to meet Smother

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    Lee26 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Had a roommate’s baby boa curl up and sleep inside my shirt in college. It was pretty cool.

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    cactusbob333  3 months ago

    She should be warned about his trouser snake.

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    the lost wizard  3 months ago

    I don’t like spiders and snakes. :)

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    Impkins & Patsnozzle Premium Member 3 months ago

    I only have one thing to say.

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Bleeb! Run for it! You look too much like a Mickey Mouse Meal.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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    raybarb44  3 months ago

    Good to know. Bye…..

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 3 months ago

    Indiana Jones, he’s not.

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    buflogal!  3 months ago

    Even I would find that a little creepy

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    norphos  3 months ago

    If she is a serpentophobic, then that relationship is over.

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    DaBump Premium Member 3 months ago

    And people make fun of “crazy cat ladies.” HA!

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    mbrahms26  3 months ago

    Why is this woman there in the first place?

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    scpandich  3 months ago

    Bleeb, I don’t think that’s the safest place for you to be.

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